NOOOOOOOO!!
Mother fuck. I just got pulled over. I wasn’t speeding, my fucking tag lights were out. Literally had no clue, and I wish I had because that was the FIRST TIME EVER that I’ve been stopped. I’ve been driving for ten years. TEN YEAAAAARS.
My streak! MY PERFECT BEAUTIFUL STREAK OF HAVING NEVER BEEN PULLED OVER! GONE! IT’S ALLLLL GONE! *mourns*
/whinefest
-pats reassuringly- I’ve gotten pulled over MANY times, but you know this. xD
Sorry if I was distracted when you called me, I was talking to… someone. xD <3





